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Bristlebane · May 18, 2010, 06:46 PM // 18:46

Haha, you all know it!
The 5 emails a day you get about your WoW or Aion accounts you never knew you had getting banned for something you never did.

I do love the English skills they use, it always gives me a good laugh

This is probably my favorite so far:

Quote:

When you receive this letter to mean that your account will be disabled within 48 hours. this time disable your account is permanent. Because we have evidence You have violated the involved in the offline for real money transactions. If you have any questions please visit ...

Too funny! And yeah I never played WoW/Aion. Funny they never tried to get my Guild Wars account this way.

gone · May 18, 2010, 07:56 PM // 19:56

Quote:

Hi
This is Blizzard Entertainment's apology, we acknowledge a mistake, for you to lose the World of Warcraft account in order to recover our losses, we will give you 10000 gold coins free of charge and rare mounts a (celestial steed), I hope you can restart the game. Login website authentication, 48 hours you will receive compensation

To date, this is the best one I've gotten so far.
~all links removed, because I'm sure someone out there...

on a side note, notice the use of the singular "I" near the end of the statement. as in, "I" hope (you're dumb enough to believe this). not "we" hope. lol.

/edit
I completely missed it...
"in order to recover OUR losses" not YOUR...wtf lol.

Rocky Raccoon · May 18, 2010, 08:30 PM // 20:30

I have had 12 various emails since May 15 about my non existent WoW account. Thsy all end up in my spam folder.

End · May 18, 2010, 08:35 PM // 20:35

I still feel sad about only getting one of these emails so far

vandevere · May 18, 2010, 08:40 PM // 20:40

Quote:

Originally Posted by End

I still feel sad about only getting one of these emails so far

Don't worry...

If you're feeling that left out, I could give you some of mine. I've got plenty to spare...

Tharg · May 18, 2010, 08:53 PM // 20:53

I used to get a ton of them (and a ton of laughs) but somehow they stopped. Is there a website that I can go to and fill out my e-mail address, so I can get back on the distribution list for WoW phishing e-mails?

Rocky Raccoon · May 19, 2010, 08:08 PM // 20:08

I received another 2 today this was the best one.

Recently, the problem of account invasion is getting worse
and worse which cause enormous players’ equipments and virtual currency stolen.
This severely damages the benefits of mass players, also causes our company lose
a lot of customers.
Our company has to adopt some measures
to safeguard our common benefits in order to strengthen the safety of mass
players'accounts, and firmly resist the account to be stolen again.
Through
our company's research and investigation to xxx customers,we will make the
following decisions: we launch a package of updated code strengthen system and
dynamic code protection card which can effectively prevent the accounts invaded.
We will send this package of code protection system to players free of
charge.
Please open this connection: link omitted

the information need to be filled in the following pages, when you have submitted
the preceding filled information, if your account passes the check successfully,
we will send this package of dynamic code protection card to you in the form of
e-mail.
In 3 days after you receiving the e-mail, if you
don't submit your information, we have right to freeze your account, every
player is obligated to protect the safety of the account. You must work together
with us to be determined to crack down all the behaviors of destroying
games.

The World of Warcraft Support Team
Blizzard
Entertainment

Bristlebane · Jun 02, 2010, 07:36 PM // 19:36

Quote:

This is an automated notification sent from our account security system. You logined your account successfully at 2:13on June 2 th form the 125.21.167.* range, but our system shows the 125.94.112.* IP range exists a large number of hackers. As too many customer complaints, the 125.19.169.* IP range has been blacklisted. We are concerned about whether your account has been stolen. In order to guarantee the legitimacy of your account, we need you check your account status here as soon as possible. If you have any questions, please visit ...

How many errors can you find in this phishing text? Including the 3 IP ranges that all differs from each other

Rocky Raccoon · Jun 04, 2010, 03:00 PM // 15:00

Here is a new attempt:

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